Triffids had their day...now it is The Abbots turn.

It has been pointed out to me that the reason I see so few birds is that the Birds See Me First.
This coupled with a voice raised to the decibels of a ships foghorn effecting the shipping lane trade figures has made me realize something drastic needed to be done. Eureka.... I now look like a moving, talking tree straight out of Lord of the Rings with the only apparent problem being the passing cannines.